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Satan: (finishing his explanation of his problem to God) and now Chris and Saddam just keep killing each other over and over, and I don't know which one to pick.
God: (pause) Jesus, what the hell happened to you?
Satan: Huh?
God: You got kicked outta here for being a head-strong rebel, and now you're a whiny little bitch.


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Satan: I just don't know which one to pick.
God: Now you've become dependent on relationships.

(to Satan) If you're not sexually attracted to someone, then you're not ever going to be. But Saddam isn't right for you either, he's the other extreme. You should try spending some time alone, find the middle ground. That's what I do, because I'm a Buddhist.

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