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Satan: (finishing his explanation of his problem to God) and now Chris and Saddam just keep killing each other over and over, and I don't know which one to pick.
God: (pause) Jesus, what the hell happened to you?
God: You got kicked outta here for being a head-strong rebel, and now you're a whiny little bitch.