Bart's grades are up a little this term. But Lisa's are way down...
Marge: Bart's grades are up a little this term. But Lisa's are way down.
Homer: We always have one good kid and one lousy kid. Why can't both our kids be good?
Marge: We have three kids, Homer.
Homer: Marge, the dog doesn't count as a kid!
Marge: No, Maggie!
- The Simpsons
- The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 18: "Separate Vocations"
- Homer Simpson, Marge Simpson
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- Eric Hochberger