Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCPopular Alex Dunphy Quotes
You're never alone when you have books.
Claire: You're in a house of horrors being held against your will.
Alex: Yeah, I know, so why do I need the cage.
Relax, more than half the eleventh grade has been in that sweater.
Haley: It doesn't matter! I'll go home with anyone!
Alex: That's what it should say on the van.
Kevin is biting his nails again and Rueben hasn't had a bowel movement in a week. Don't laugh. That's how Elvis died.
Manny
Luke: You know more people have died hiking than in the entire Civil War?
Alex: What book did you read that in?
Luke: Book? Look it up on the internet, Grandma.
Alex: Dad, we haven't had lunch yet.
Phil: Neither have half the kids in Africa. Stop yappin' and get back to work.
Alex: Mahatma Gandhi went on a hunger strike to stand up for what he believed in.
Haley: That's because no one would eat with him in the cafeteria.
Haley: If you do this you'll be a social piranha.
Alex: Yes, I'll be an Amazonian carnivorous fish.
I guess what I'm trying to say is, "Don't stop believing. Get this party started."
It was supposed to be special; someone with a high GPA and bright future, not a Mario brother!
If Haley got pregnant, would you ever pretend she got mono for a few months and then tell everyone the baby's yours?
