Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCPopular Alex Dunphy Quotes
Alex: I know what you think about Michael, mom. You didn't have to bring your big gay guns in to back you up. No offense.
Mitchell: None taken.
Cam: I kinda like it.
Haley: What is this a solar system?
Alex: They're molecules.
Haley: No they're nerdy balls.
You're just mad because now you can't parade me around like some show pony. Oh don't deny it you bought the two day cushion.
There's not one embarrassing photo of Haley. Even her mugshots were cut.
Alex: Hey are you sure you don't wanna play The Hunger Games with all of us?
Haley: My whole life is a hunger game, why do you think I'm so mean to you?
Kenny: Hey I don't think we've met I'm Kenny.
Alex: And I'm disgusted.
Haley: Dad tried to fix all our problems and instead ruined all our lives.
Alex: Nightmare.
Claire: You girls are so dramatic. Do I need to call you a wambulance?
Alex: You maybe wanna take a shift carrying this dry ice?
Gloria: No I just had a baby.
Alex: I watched you carry Manny to bed.
It's like scrabble with Haley. After awhile you're just playing against yourself.
What converts this conversation into over?
Claire: Alex what have I told you about staying out past your curfew?
Alex: I need to do it more often.
Haley: Went to college at a place called MIT.
Alex: M.I.T.
Haley: I know how to spell it.
