Favorite Andy Dwyer Quotes
Andy: How long is it going to last?
Ron: If we're lucky this building will be empty for months.
The key to volunteering? A lot of pockets. For putting all the food in. The Red Cross has amazing cookies. I go there all the time. Meals on Wheels was a bonanza. Suicide Hotline? Surprisingly lame spread.
I know that legally Ann is now mine, but it weirdly doesn't feel that way.
Got a really good deal on my lease. Paying like 12 percent interest. That's like one of the highest you can get.
Yo. So I feel like you were mad at me yesterday and I don't know why so I made a list of everything I did and I'm going to try not to do any of them again.
Andy: I thought I'd give back to those less fortunate than myself.
Ann: You live in a pit.
Coffee is my favorite non-alcoholic hot drink, except for hot tea. And hot orange juice. Weirdly delicious.
No thinking just stupid!
I've always wanted a doorman, named Ernie. That would be awesome. Or Kip. I'm pretty flexible on that.
I hit my head, or brain helmet.
First of all, you did the right thing by hiding underneath this table.
Andy: If you do collapse, I know first aid, er karate.
Leslie: That’s not first aid.
Andy: It is if you do it right! Heimlich!
