Favorite Andy Dwyer Quotes
And I told April because of honesty is important.
Leslie: Seniors can be pretty ornery.
Andy: I think it's pronounced "horny."
Andy: How long is it going to last?
Ron: If we're lucky this building will be empty for months.
Got a really good deal on my lease. Paying like 12 percent interest. That's like one of the highest you can get.
This is why they call it Beantown, huh?
No blood orphans. I don't know what that is.
Andy: What else does your family own?
Lord Covington: Well, um have you heard of Scotland?
I'm allergic to sushi. Every time I eat more than 80 pieces, I throw up.
Andy: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as
Eagle One. Ann, code name -- Been There, Don That. April is --
Currently Doing That. Donna is -- It Happened Once in a Dream; Chris,
code name -- If I Had To Pick a Dude. Ben is -- Eagle Two.
Ben: Oh thank God.
When life gives you lemons make lemonade. I read that one on a can of lemonade. I like to think it applies to life.
Donor: So you do a lot of investing?
Andy: We dabble. I recently invested in some shirts at a garage sale. Left those at a Wendy's, on the way home, so... the economy.
Talking about writing about what I'm doing. Now I'm singing about talking about writing about what I'm doing.
