Andy Dwyer Quotes
Andy: Is there any chance you could fix me in the next 10 minutes.
Dr. Harris: Sure. I'll just advance medical science 30 years.
Andy: Great.
Ann: You have two broken bones in your right arm, and four in your hand.
Andy: That's the side that hurts.
Got a really good deal on my lease. Paying like 12 percent interest. That's like one of the highest you can get.
Andy: How long is it going to last?
Ron: If we're lucky this building will be empty for months.
Ann: Let me ask you something. I'm hot.
Andy: Is that a question?
Tom says it's OK. That probably means it isn't OK.
I wish he had tiny puppy shoes. I would totally shine his little shoes for free. I do say the cutest stuff.
Ron: How are we doing?
Andy: Pretty good. I may have promised a new aquatic center to somebody. Is that a problem?
Ann: I diagnosed two melanomas. They're both benign.
Resident: I represent the ultimate Frisbee league and-
Andy: Pawnee has an ultimate league?
Resident: Yes, and we keep running into conflicts with the-
Andy: You won me over. I will join your team.
Resident: Um, I'm sorry. What we need-
Andy: When does practice start? And do you provide the jerseys? What color are the jerseys by the way? What's our team name? Are we the lightning?
April is the best, but she's 20. When April was born I was already in third grade, which means if we were friends back then I would have been hanging out with a baby. I don't know anything about infant care. Oh my god I could have killed her.
April: I used to play softball.
Andy: I used to play baseball! It's like the boy version of softball.
I got you one of those veggie muffins you're always eating. Tastes like a rug.
