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I don't care about that prize, but I'm gonna win because I want his happiness to away.

To the better place world, Fred.

I wished for his happiness to go away. I might be a wizard.

Hey, Ann, are you still a nurse or did they fire you because you slept with all the doctors?

Ann: You just hired me like eight seconds ago.
April: Wow, you're doing a really bad job.

Horizons are dumb, never broaden your horizons.

We have a thousand dollars in our bank account and we're young and irresponsible.

Andy: It's so much more beautiful than I ever could have imagined.
April: Yeah, I'm trying to find a way to be annoyed at it, but I'm coming up empty.

Honey, he's wearing a costume. He's going as lame.

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