April Ludgate Quotes (Page 6)
Season 3, Episode 5: "Media Blitz"
April: Dear April's grandmother. I said grandfather.
Andy: Oh. Oops. OK.
April: You are a beautiful and amazing woman. Man. I hope some day I can become half the woman you are. He's a man. Thank you for the $500. It was $5. Enjoy the Mouse Rat CD. He is deaf.
Andy: OK, do you want me to make those changes or is it good?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
April: Unless Andy can un-kiss Ann, then I'm not going to change my mind.
• Rating: Unrated
April: Do you have Internet in your office?
Chris: Yes.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 3: "Time Capsule"
Leslie: It's not cool. It's trespassing, and that is breaking the rules. Cool people make the rules. They don't break the rules. And if those kids want you to break the rules then they're not really your friends.
April: Whoa, who are you even talking about?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 2: "Flu Season"
Ann: I thought you might like a fresh set of pillows.
April: Are you trying to smother me? Help! The slutty nurse is trying to smother me to death with a pillow!
Ann: OK, nevermind.
April: Stay back, slut.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
April: Then I want a janitor. They can do what you do, right?
Ann: Yep, nurses and janitors are totally interchangeable.
April: Except no one dresses up like a janitor when they want to be slutty.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 1: "Rainy Day"
Leslie: My plan is going to change that and bring the budget back. And the answer has been right in front of us the whole time.
April: Ew, check your testicles?
Leslie: No, not that. Although that is very good advice. I'm looking at you, Jerry.
• Rating: Unrated
April: I'm sorry, I was in Venezuela.
Andy: Oh, really? Wow. Across the pond.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 22: "The Master Plan"
Jean-Ralphio: This party sucks. Let's get out of here.
April: It's my birthday party.
Jean-Ralphio: It is?
April: Yes.
Jean-Ralphio: Sorry, boo.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jean-Ralphio: One time I waited outside a woman's house for five days just to show her how serious I was about wanting to drill her. Turns out, it was the wrong house. She loved the story anyway. We got to third base. Over the pants.
April: That's so cute.
Jean-Ralphio: Yeah, super cute.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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