April Ludgate Quotes
Horizons are dumb, never broaden your horizons.
We have a thousand dollars in our bank account and we're young and irresponsible.
Andy: It's so much more beautiful than I ever could have imagined.
April: Yeah, I'm trying to find a way to be annoyed at it, but I'm coming up empty.
Honey, he's wearing a costume. He's going as lame.
Chris: I can't find my car keys.
April: Solve this mystery genius.
Ron: Anyone find any mistakes?
April: Yeah, actually, in here it says that Pawnee is great, but in reality it's terrible.
Ron: Anne was getting a little chummy. When people get a little too chummy with me I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don't really care about them.
April: That's a really nice move.
Ron: Thank you.
April: You're welcome Lester.
She's the cold distant mother I never had. I love her.
Tom: Wow, how long has it been?
April: Three weeks.
Chris: I want to apologize to all the women and Jerry. If I could go back in time and cut your eyeballs out, I would.
April: Wow, that is so sweet.
Chris: Thank you.
Ben: You always separate your lights from your darks.
April: That's racist.
Ron: Who the hell is 'Fwarp'?
April: I don't know. I couldn't really hear him. It sounded like his name was Fwarp.
Ron: Get his number?
April: No.
Ron: Good girl.
