April Ludgate Quotes (Page 8)
Season 2, Episode 19: "Park Safety"
April: I thought Freddy Spaghetti OD'd.
Leslie: No, that's Mr. Funny Noodle. And he didn't OD; his drummer shot him.
April: Oh.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 18: "The Possum"
April: No, I've gotta help Leslie find the truth. Not because I'm pissed at Andy, which I'm not. Because I care so deeply about possums. 'Cause they're so adorable.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
April: Andy recently diagnosed himself with what he calls Shoeshine Head. It's when you shine too many shoes and the fumes create a thunderstorm in your brain. Cures include coffee, cheeseburgers and napping on the floor.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ann: Here are the keys. And remember...
April: I know. Don't let Tom make a copy.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 17: "Woman of the Year"
April: Here's a great one. It's a Tudor mansion. It's got seven rooms, four bathrooms. It's got a tennis court, a pool and a three-car garage.
Andy: What?
April: And it's only $20,000 a month. And it's in Chicago.
Andy: Ahh, that close. It was almost perfect.
• Rating: Unrated
Andy: April, you're like an angel with no wings.
April: So like a person?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
April: You're, um, Pawnee's Woman of the Year it looks like.
Ron: Oh, it's about time.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 16: "Galentine's Day"
April: God, why does everything we do have to be cloaked in like 15 layers of irony?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 15: "Sweetums"
April: Oh my god, they're amazing.
Jerry: They're more than amazing. They are terrific.
April: Terrific's not more than amazing, Jerry.
Jerry: No? Well, it's not less.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 13: "The Set Up"
April: I had to finish watching Swimfan because it was... on.
• Rating: Unrated
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