April Ludgate Quotes (Page 8)
Season 2, Episode 9: "The Camel"
April: So this is a multimedia project. First, a bunch of rats made out of garbage. And um, this is a TV screen that'll be like a big flat screen TV and it'll play looped video of knee surgeries. And then, this is a human-size hamster wheel that will be next to the mural, if we can get one. And it'll be spinning and there will be like a fat guy in it all the time like screaming and like eating raw beef and like bleeding and like blood will come out of his mouth and stuff. And um, it'll be like right next to, the mural.
Leslie: I have one question. Why?
April: If you have to ask, you don't get it.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 8: "Ron and Tammy"
Leslie: April, stop that. Who are you texting?
April: You.
Leslie: Aww, she's texting me... I'm sorry you're bored.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 7: "Greg Pikitis"
April: I passed up a gay Halloween party to be here. Do you know how much fun gay Halloween parties are? Last year I saw three Jonas brothers make out with three Robert Pattisons. It was amazing.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 5: "Sister City"
April: My mom's Puerto Rican. That's why I'm so lively and colorful.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 4: "The Practice Date"
April: I love games that turn people against each other.
• Rating: Unrated
Donna: You'll never guess what I found on Jerry's Facebook.
April: A friend? Buuurn.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 3: "Beauty Pageant"
April [about the beauty pageant]: I may not have won, but at least I didn't make any new friendships.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
April: This is an impression of my sister, Natalie.. "Hi, I'm Natalie, I like Ritalin and have low self-esteem!"
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 2: "The Stakeout"
April: I had to wait until my dad fell asleep so I could steal his keys. you ready?
Ron: I was born ready. I'm Ron F*%king Swanson.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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