Entourage

Ari Gold Quotes (Page 38)

Barbara: Eric. You don't want to end up spinning dough at that f**king pizza place again, do you?
Ari: Told her a little bit about you.
Eric: Listen, Babs, you don't want to talk to me like that. 'Cause I don't care who you are. Yes, I am Vince's manager, but we've also been best friends since we were six years old and I don't appreciate sitting in a room discussing his personal life with a bunch of f**king strangers.
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Eric: Hey, Ari, what's up?
Ari: What's up? It's intervention time, baby. This is the plan--for $5,000 I can get a cult deprogrammer to come brainwash Vinnie. My sister, Eileen, went to the Cornell Summer Program in '88, came back a f**kin' moonie. Three sessions later and, bam, she's a pilates instructor in Tenafly
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Ari: It's 9:30, do you know where your only client is?
Eric: What are testing out the emergency asshole system, Ari?
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Ari: We're going to hell so bring your sunblock
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Ari: The last thing we need is the soccer moms in the fly-over states thinking that Aquaman is a homewrecker
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Shauna: No cameras! A "Page Six" rumor is one thing, a cover on "US Weekly" quite another.
Eric: We get it. Jesus!
Ari: Do you get it, E? When he goes out, I want you and the retards to be with him.
Shauna: If anyone tries to take a picture of you, you go f**king Sean Penn on them.
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Ari: I'm not in the art game for the profits. I'm in it for the love of the work.
Eric: I know it's a fake, Ari. Cut the bulls**t.
Ari: It's a fake? So, I'm giving out fake paintings? Do you want to see the certificate of authenticity?
Eric: Yeah, I do.
Ari: ... define the term fake, Eric
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Ari: Lloyd. You were an Art History major at Sarah Lawrence College, right?
Lloyd: Yes I was.
Ari: Then you know how to pull this down off the wall. Grab it and put it down in Vinnie's car
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Ari: It's a jerk-off meeting! My six year-old could get that meeting!
Eric: Yeah, your six year old probably could have painted this s**t too!
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Ari: What did you and Terrence talk about anyways?
Eric: Oh, he offered me your job. I turned him down because your office is too small
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