Entourage

Ari Gold Quotes (Page 37)

Ari: Ernesto, how many f**king pesos did I give you for Christmas. Huh, Ernesto? Every Christmas for the past decade? Half of Mexico is eating on the tips I've given you. Now bring my motherf**king car now, por favor!
Ernesto: Sorry, Mr. Gold, I can't do it. Oh and Mr. Gold, I'm from Guatemala, and our currency is the quetzal
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Lloyd: Ari, I've worked 18 hours a day to save up the money to put myself through Stanford Business School. While I was there, I cleaned the cafeteria during hours I wasn't studying and still graduated top of my class. Only to take a job delivering mail to unappreciated overpaid little cocksuckers, then to finally get the big promotion that would allow me to answer your phones and be both racially and sexually harassed for the next nine months. But I know the endgame, and you, Ari Gold, you are it! So stop your f**king whining and go into your gorgeous three million dollar house, with your beautiful goddess wife, and figure out how you're going to make both of our lives happen tomorrow!
Ari: That was a good speech Lloyd. Man if I was 25 and liked cock, we could be something
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Terrence: I've always been fair with you.
Ari: You were being fair when you said you were leaving. You coming back, now, is not fair, to me. Not now
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Ari: No one needs to make a decision right now. I will be starting my own agency. Two very important goals will apply: to make everyone who is in at the ground floor rich, and to burn this motherf**king place to the ground
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Ari: My life is over!
Lloyd: You will bounce back, Ari Gold!
Ari: I drove to work in an eighty-thousand dollar Mercedes. I'm driving home in a prop car from The Fast and the Furious. I just don't see it
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Ari: You know what? I haven't stopped thinking about you. Baby, you're my everything!
Mrs. Gold: Lloyd, what the hell is wrong with him?
Lloyd: He's in love, is all! Good night
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Ari: Come on. Baby. This is our song. You are my life. Now I'm not going in that house until you dance with me, right now. Come on.
Mrs. Gold: Music's gone, Ari.
Ari: That's weird, but I can still feel it!
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Barbara: Eric, we both know Vince has f**ked half the actresses in this town. Mandy on the other hand, is a good girl.
Eric: You seriously gonna sit here and let them bad mouth Vince like this?
Ari: I thought that was a compliment
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Ari: You boys look angry -- if there was plastic on the floor I'd think I was about to be whacked
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Barbara: So, Ari, who's gonna be running this shindig, you or me?
Ari: You've got the biggest c**k in the room, Babs, so why don't you kick it off?
Barbara: Oh, I don't know about that Ari. We haven't seen Eric's yet
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