Entourage

Ari Gold Quotes (Page 39)

Ari: Hey! You boys missed Temple.
Drama: We thought that was for Jews only
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Terrance: But Sloan is never wrong. You know she saw Johnny Depp in Platoon when she was eight years old and she said, "Dad, that's the guy to watch."
Ari: You showed her Platoon when she was eight years old?
Terrance: Oliver did. He wanted feedback
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[Ari's daughter is practicing for her Bat Mitzvah...]
Ari [to his daughter: Fabulous, baby, fabulous!
Ari [to his wife]: Hey, is it me, or is her voice getting worse?
Mrs. Gold: Ari...
Ari: Doesn't mean I don't love her, but she's just awful, baby
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[after his neighbor's dog craps in his yard]
Ari: Don't even think about not picking that up, Ray, 'cause I'll f**king kill you!
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Mrs. Gold: Ari, you're a partner now. You don't have to be afraid of him anymore.
Ari: I'm afraid of him? I'll beat that old f**k and throw him in the pool.
Ari [to the kids]: Only Daddy speaks that way.

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Ari: Look at Terrance. I guarantee you his relatives worked with Nazis
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Vince [to Ari's daughter]: Look at you. You look beautiful!
Ari's Daughter: Thanks, so do you!
Ari: You look great too, E. What'd you do, raid the boys department at Macy's?
Eric: You look pretty good too. You auditioning for "Guys and Dolls?"
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Mrs. Gold: You're being ridiculous!
Ari: I'm being... That's exactly what you said at the "Bill and Ted" premiere when Terrance said, "I'll take Keanu, you take the other guy."
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Ari: Don't worry about it, E. When they do a Top 40 Under 4 Feet, BOOM, top of the list!
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Ari: Ah, SCUBA. A sport normally reserved for the rich but you get lessons from a Navy Seal because you happen to have been born next to Vince
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