Ari Gold Quotes (Page 4)
Season 7, Episode 7: "Tequila and Coke"
Ari: I'll give her a scoop.
Barbara: Oh you got one?
Ari: I'll tell her you blew Mickey Rooney and gargled with it.
• Rating: Unrated
Ari: Deadline Hollywood would run a story about me having a loose stool, much less tapes.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 6: "Hair"
Ari: I don't care if Justin Bieber calls and wants me to negotiate the rights to his virginity, I don't want to talk to him.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ari: E, I'll call you in an hour, make sure you're dopplegangbanger stays off the line.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 5: "Bottoms Up"
Ari: No [Andrew]'s not coming back. He's a coke fiend sex addict who wrote checks out of this company's account to buy hookers. So no, he will never work here again.
• Rating: Unrated
Ari: You know [Lizzie] f**ked Andrew? That's what caused this whole spiral. It wasn't the drugs, it was her evil p***y that lured him in.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ari [to Andrew Sorkin about Jessica Simpson]: She looks great and she's single. You know what John Mayer said about her. Sexual napalm. You love the smell of napalm in the morning. Smells like victory.
• Rating: Unrated
Ari [to Andrew Sorkin]: I'm now on Facebook because of you. I've got 600 friends. [Looks at Jessica Simpson] And John Mayer is not one of them.
• Rating: Unrated
Lloyd [about the dog]: Isn't he delicious?
Ari: Find something else to cook for dinner. Jessica is taking him.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ari [to Amanda]: Please don't tell me you're the one who picked up the straight Lizzie from the harsh gutter of life.
• Rating: Unrated
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