Bender Quotes
Leela: Who wants to help me break in to the hospital in Kenya?
Fry: I'll come, as long as there's no xenophobes there. [shudders]
Bender: I wanna come too!
Leela: You? Why?
Bender: To prove I can put divisive partisan politics aside to participate in a break-in!
If you want my opinion, Nixon's only chance to defeat Travers is with filthy lies, dirty tricks, and Quaker thuggery. And I'm just the guy for the job.
Leela: Bender, you can't even vote, you're a convicted felon!
Bender: Convicted, sentenced, and executed!
Bender: Good news, everyone!
Farnsworth: Wh-wh-wha?
You've worn the same pants for a thousand years? No wonder they made a run for it!
Amy: Aww, Bender. Didn't your mom ever tell you where babies come from?
Bender: No, my mom was a religious fundamentalist. Plus, she didn't have a mouth. It's an unusual combination.
Bender: Aw, no no no! No way am I that kid's dad!
Ben: Bite my shiny metal ass!
Bender: Aw, crap.
Bite my 8-bit metal ass.
Would it cheer you up if I punched Fry in the groin? Cause I'll do it, regardless.
Mighty merchandise robot!
I've grown far beyond the penny concern of your world. Every time I burp, a new galaxy is born. Two if I've been eating broccoli.
Pwned again!
