Brian Griffin Quotes
Peter: Is that the one where they make his dress in little shorts and hats like the guy from AC/DC?
Brian: Yeah. Why does he wear that outfit?
Peter: 'Cuz he rocks!
We can make this work, like couples who meet on Craig's List.
I'm a bigger scumbag than Spock.
Glenn Close: Fart.
Brian: Uh..did you say, "fart?"
Glenn Close: Yes. That's me being rather silly.
Stewie: I want you to come inside me while I'm asleep.
Brian: No, don't say it like that.
Not everyone can be as fascinating as you, Brian.Stewie
The good news is that now he can go back to being a regular kid.
You're giving your baby drugs to improve his acting career?
I'm just saying. It's no surprise that justice isn't colorblind.
I don't think it's lost on any of us that the laws are writte on white paper.
You're like all the worst parts of a girlfriend.
Brian: OMG, Stewie. What are you doing in the toilet with the lid closed?
Stewie: Ted R. says this is where a piece of crap has to live.