Brian Griffin Quotes
Not everyone can be as fascinating as you, Brian.Stewie
The good news is that now he can go back to being a regular kid.
You're giving your baby drugs to improve his acting career?
I'm just saying. It's no surprise that justice isn't colorblind.
I don't think it's lost on any of us that the laws are writte on white paper.
You're like all the worst parts of a girlfriend.
Brian: OMG, Stewie. What are you doing in the toilet with the lid closed?
Stewie: Ted R. says this is where a piece of crap has to live.
So I was wondering why this tampon commerical was so long, until I realized it was a rerun of Sex and The City
Brian: You've been hanging out with Tom Cruise?
Stewie: Sure have. We spent the whole day together, and he showed me there are a lot of advantages to being short.
Brian: Yeah? Like what? You're the last one to get wet when it rains?
You know, it's times like this where I think if I didn't talk and you were a normal baby, we wouldn't have any of these problems.
God he must be the coolest fat guy in a train conductor's cap in the world!
Stewie: Yes looks like someone's gone at him with a whip.
Brian: That is a perfectly valid way of saying that. Bravo master.
Stewie: Master? Aaand a surprisingly quick erection for Stewie.