Brian Griffin Quotes
Brian: This one's bones feel all loose.
Stewie: I think this one's blind.
Stewie: What kind of feet can fit in these shoes?
Brian: Your feet!
Stewie: We could even use my own crib!
Brian: You use your own crib!
Stewie: Which is hugging someone really hard with your legs.
Stewie: Oh, well you'll tell me if I get it right?
Stewie: Hey Brian, show her your Boost mobil phone.
Brian: Stewie has AIDs.
Oh yeah, every woman looks great in a sundress.
Brian: I mean I was having fun, making new friends, getting laid all the time, sleeping like a rock - but you made the call. You unilaterally decided I was better off a bitter alcoholic failure who could only hang out with a baby.
Stewie: Hey! We have fun.
Stewie: I've been approaching this far too intelligently. He's an idiot, so this shouldn't be hard at all! Hey Brian, you want to go see Doctor Hartman and get that procedure where you get two weiners?
Brian: Whoa, hell yeah! That way when I watch Black Swan, I can aim one at that Natalie Portman, and aim the other one at -
Stewie: Yes, yes, yes, we all know who the other one was.
Peter: Haha, remember somebody said that?
Peter: Haha, like what the guy scientist says. Brian, say something else from TV!
Brian: Watchu talkin bout Willis!?
Peter: You want a beer?
Brian: Peter, it's 11 AM.
Peter: If the clock ain't digital, you don't know that!
Haha, Brian's stupid! I must alert the townsfolk!Chris