Brian Griffin Quotes
Brian: Well I don't know if I'd label myself a drinker. I know I like a cold beer after I mow the lawn.
Peter: There were three lies in that sentence.
Peter: I missed you Brian.
Brian: I missed you too Peter.
Peter: And now Im gonna go upstairs and pee in Meg's bed.
Brian: No, we're going to go pee in Meg's bed.
Peter: Good boy.
You go ahead, I have to make the waffle fries you scream-requested in the car.
Brian: Permission to take fast tiny bites at my own tail, sir?
Peter: Go ahead.
Brian: This one's bones feel all loose.
Stewie: I think this one's blind.
Stewie: What kind of feet can fit in these shoes?
Brian: Your feet!
Stewie: We could even use my own crib!
Brian: You use your own crib!
Stewie: Which is hugging someone really hard with your legs.
Stewie: Oh, well you'll tell me if I get it right?
Stewie: Hey Brian, show her your Boost mobil phone.
Brian: Stewie has AIDs.
Oh yeah, every woman looks great in a sundress.
Brian: I mean I was having fun, making new friends, getting laid all the time, sleeping like a rock - but you made the call. You unilaterally decided I was better off a bitter alcoholic failure who could only hang out with a baby.
Stewie: Hey! We have fun.
Stewie: I've been approaching this far too intelligently. He's an idiot, so this shouldn't be hard at all! Hey Brian, you want to go see Doctor Hartman and get that procedure where you get two weiners?
Brian: Whoa, hell yeah! That way when I watch Black Swan, I can aim one at that Natalie Portman, and aim the other one at -
Stewie: Yes, yes, yes, we all know who the other one was.