Will Schuester: Ok, guys I've got one word for you.
Brittany: Is it Love? I'm totally going to graduate now!

Artie: You've never made eye contact with me.
Brittany: For awhile, I thought you were a robot.

Artie: We all know you can do it.
Brittany: I know that I can't. Just like I know the cricket that reads to me at night is totally stealing my jewelry.

Rachel, im gonna give you some tough love right now. You're not a trendsetter. When people look at you, the dont see what you're wearing, the see a cat getting its temperature taken, and then they hear it screaming.

I do love you. Clearly you don't love you, as much as I do, otherwise you'd put that shirt on and dance with me.

I know I'm more talented than all of you. Britney Spears taught me that.

Who is that guy?

Brittany [on mohawk-shaven Puck]

[to Wade] That's a great haircut Mercedes, but I thought you graduated.

Santana: Just because I hate everyone doesn't mean they have to hate me too.
Brittany: It's just a stupid crown. You can buy it at the Party Store.

I wore a tanktop today because I thought it was summer and no one taught me how to read a calendar.

Carl: I'm gonna put you under a little general anesthesia. You won't feel a thing.
Brittany: Like roofies?
Carl: Yea, totally.

Most teachers think that by cutting class, I might improve my grades.

Glee Quotes

I'm gonna miss all of you. I love you guys.

Puck

Relationships are a lot like flowers. If you find the right seed, put it in good soil, give it water and sunlight, bam. Perfect bud. And then comes winter and the flower dies. But if you tend that garden, spring will come along and that flower will bloom again.

Finn