Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXFavorite Brittany Quotes
Teacher: What's the capitol of Ohio?
Brittany: O.
Beiste: She put being husky to good use.
Brittany: Was her name Ricki Lake?
Quinn, you're still dancing in my dreams. And you can fly and breathe fire.
I had a song in my heart, Blaine Warbler, and you killed it. Now I have a dead song in my heart and pretty soon the corpse of my dead heart song is going to start to smell.
Brittany: I'm gonna die.
Santana: I'll be worth it.
I was going to order us one really, really long piece of spaghetti like in Lady and the Tramp. I've been practicing nudging the meatball across the table with my nose.
Most teachers think that by cutting class, I might improve my grades.
I'm also a unicorn. Maybe a bi-corn. Either way, I'm starting to believe in my won magic.
I want Lord Tubbington to kicking his ecstasy addiction.
I wore a tanktop today because I thought it was summer and no one taught me how to read a calendar.
Lord Tubbington is allowed to eat cheese because he's on Atkins.
Jesse maybe you can come on Fondue For Two and judge my cat?
