We never told Grandma ‘bout the gay.

Lily: Y’all fightin?
Cam: No no sweetie, we’re just having a conversation about how your daddy can be so stuck up.

That’s the worst call since they cast Russell Crowe in Les Miz!!

Mitchell [to Lily]: Wanna get our face painted like a pretty butterfly?
Cam: No I’m not in the mood.

Pepper: My job is to give you a snowflake that makes everyone die with jealousy.
Cam: That's all we've ever wanted.

I'm gonna go over there and be as socially magnetic as I always am, we will put this on the back burner, but underneath know I am fuming.

Would you believe she said I'm the emotionally fragile one? I mean how crazy is that!

She can be meaner than a barn owl at sunset.

Mitchell: Hey fiancée.
Cam: Hello my intended.

I know one Indian who was friends with a construction worker, fireman, and traffic cop.

Prepare to feel like an old denim fest because I'm about to be-dazzling you.

Why does drama keep following me everywhere I go? It just pops up out of nowhere.

Modern Family Quotes

By the way, do not look up peeing games on the internet.


Manny: Does this feel like a short visit to you, or a long one?
Jay: The pregnant one brought a stroller.