Cameron Tucker Quotes (Page 5)
Season 3, Episode 19: "Election Day"
Mitchell: I know how important winning is to Claire.
Cam: And I love to festoon things.
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
Mitchell: Oh my God, there's Sandy.
Cam: Sandra Bullock?
Mitchell: Yeah we're such good friends, I just call her Sandy.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 18: "Send Out the Clowns"
Cam: We were great together, we spoke each other's language, we finished each other's balloon animals.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cam: It's hard to have a relationship and a clown career. That's the reason there are so many single clowns.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 16: "Virgin Territory"
Cam: Do you think it would be offensive to ask my daughter to walk on my back?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 15: "Aunt Mommy"
Cam: I'm playing a drinking game. It's called everytime I feel depressed about something, I take a drink.
Mitchell: That's already a game. It's called alcoholism.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 13: "Little Bo Bleep"
Cam: I'm sorry but you know I have two weakness: children cursing and old people rapping!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cam: More like Little Bo Cheap.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 12: "Egg Drop"
Cam: It's kind of like a first date.
Mitchell: Actually it's the opposite of the first date. You don't want to have sex, but you do want a baby.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 10: "Express Christmas"
Cam: Why so much tape Jay?
Jay: Why are you wearing a sweater when it's 95 degrees out?
Cam: It's my Christmas sweater!
Jay: Based on those stains, you are the Christmas sweater.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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