Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCFavorite Claire Dunphy Quotes
Oh c'mon please, my dad is Ms. Dunphy, I'm just Claire!
Claire: Check this out, a reflecting pond.
Alex: Great maybe you can see how crazy you’re being right now.
Claire: Little kids can be friends with old people, right?
Phil: Of course they can, there's tons of examples: Up, Gran Torino, True Grit..."
Claire: Cartoon, kills himself, she loses an arm. We've gotta go talk to that guy."
Honey, look at how long it just took us to figure out she's insulting us.
Claire [to kids]: Which one of you was smoking?
Phil: Not me, I have a respiratory problem.
Claire: Obviously, not you.
Gloria: I said I was sorry! But I've had them since I was two. Huge ones!
Phil: What is she...?
Claire: Earrings, Phil. Earrings.
Phil: I'm just excited. After today you're going to be a councilwoman and I'm going to be a first husband.
Claire: If you don't stop filming, you're going to be MY first husband.
I want music and dancing and secondhand smoke!
Claire: None of you believe me so I got proof. You should all be sucking it right now!
Gloria: Claire, please, enough with the sucking it! They're children!
Phil: We were, as they say, having sex.
Claire: That's not a euphemism. That's actually what we were doing.
Haley: Oh my God, gross, I can't even picture you with a woman.
Claire: Thank you.
She suggested an Arabian Nights theme. Isn't it a little soon?
