Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCFavorite Claire Dunphy Quotes
It's an obsessive-compulsive thing. I have read like a hundred articles about it.
I know Phil and I are going to grow old together someday, but today is not that day.
I had to undress a mannequin while a creepy guy filmed it, so we have that to look forward to on the Internet.
Haley: What are my friends at school going to think?
Claire: They'll think you're helping your father put food on the table.
Sweetie we did it! Our baby is average!
Mitchell: Did we come at a bad time?
Claire: Come back in five years and seven months when they're all gone!
Please don't let me screw up our son!
Phil I think those are jazz shoes.
The way we compete with each other is sick! Two 13-year-olds knew how to take advantage of us.
I can be spontaneous every 4 years.
Phil do we have to go through this again? I told you that I would do everything possibly to make sure that your skeleton ends up in a science class at a women's college.
My daughter's been arrested for drinking. I would like her to sit in jail and think about that. As a matter of fact I might stop and do a little outlet shopping. Who wants a pair of last year's sunglasses, eh?
