Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCFavorite Claire Dunphy Quotes
I am my father's daughter, and sorta his son.
Claire: I'm sorry but you know how i am about heights.
Gloria: Is that why you never wear high heels?
Phil: You know how you can treasure special moments in your past that in no way diminish special moments in your present?
Claire: Yes sweetheart it's called having a memory.
I don't know whether or not to be angry or impressed.
I think I just broke a nail on a turtle.
Claire: Why are you trying to turn this into a fight? I called to yell at you for getting me sick. Love you, bye.
Mitchell: I love you too.
Claire: You gonna put some blood on that? Maybe dangle an eyeball?
Phil: Who hurt you? I'm kidding, I know it's Jay and Dede.
Claire: Welcome to the insane asylum of from hell!
Phil: That's what it feels like.
Phil: Sometimes a boy might be a good distraction. I remember a certain young lady who was pretty addicted to Miss Pacman until a dashing young gent caught her eye.
Claire: Only because you were wearing a feather earring.
Phil: It wasn't a feather, it was a dreamcatcher. And it worked.
Claire: Who's Victor? We never heard about him.
Haley: Oh because I knew you'd never let me go out with an ex con.
Sweetheart you've had 2 boyfriends in 30 seconds, that's practically Haley's record!
Claire: Don't you need to check IDs?
Bouncer: No sorry, we don't offer a senior discount.
