Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCFavorite Claire Dunphy Quotes
It was the day after Thanksgiving and I came in under budget for all my Christmas gifts and you know how that gets me going.
What middle-aged guy would be interested in a young, attractive, newly legal woman? Oh that's right, all of them!
Phil: Is there some kind of dress code for Godparents?
Claire: You're not wearing a fedora Phil.
Haley: Dad tried to fix all our problems and instead ruined all our lives.
Alex: Nightmare.
Claire: You girls are so dramatic. Do I need to call you a wambulance?
I wanted to tell Haley the dangers of starting a family too early but what could I say that couldn't have been said better by a screaming baby?
All of that explaining is going out and the alcohol is not going in.
Claire: You have dumb ideas.
Phil: Name one...that went on for awhile.
The way he looked at me, it was like I wore a tube top in church.
Maybe I bring out the worst in them when there's no fun loving Phil around to neutralize my toxins.
10 days on the road with those kids? Winnebag-no.
Claire: Do you remember when summer meant fireflies, cut off shorts, and ice cream trucks?
Phil: Well we got one out of three!
Phil: Little heads up, there's no way I'm not crying at this wedding.
Claire: Phil you cried on the way here.
