Claire Dunphy Quotes
Claire: Do you remember when summer meant fireflies, cut off shorts, and ice cream trucks?
Phil: Well we got one out of three!
10 days on the road with those kids? Winnebag-no.
Maybe I bring out the worst in them when there's no fun loving Phil around to neutralize my toxins.
The way he looked at me, it was like I wore a tube top in church.
Claire: You have dumb ideas.
Phil: Name one...that went on for awhile.
Claire: Alex what have I told you about staying out past your curfew?
Alex: I need to do it more often.
Yesterday I accidentally said eleventy five.
All of that explaining is going out and the alcohol is not going in.
I wanted to tell Haley the dangers of starting a family too early but what could I say that couldn't have been said better by a screaming baby?
Haley: Dad tried to fix all our problems and instead ruined all our lives.
Claire: You girls are so dramatic. Do I need to call you a wambulance?
Claire: You have an in law who no matter what you do, no matter how hard you try, you can't win over.
Jay: What about it?
Claire: Oh that doesn't sound familiar?
Jay:You're not saying.
Claire: Mmhmm, yeah I am.
Jay: Son of a bitch, I'm Phil!
Claire: Wow pretty cozy with the new housekeeper huh?
Gloria: She's my sister.
Claire: Wow pretty weird with your sister!