Comic Book Guy Quotes (Page 3)
Season 5, Episode 21: "Lady Bouvier's Lover"
Comic Book Guy: No groaning in my store.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 12: "Bart Gets Famous"
Kent Brockman: Yeah, I know I'm on...but I don't care! I don't read the news until I get my danish. Go ahead, try to find a replacement.
Bumblebee Guy: A powerful tidal wave in Kuala Lumpur has killed 120 people. Aye Chihuahua!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 10: "$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)"
Homeless Guy: Got any spare change?
Grampa: Yeah! And you ain't gettin' it! Everybody wants something for nothing! (Walks into the Social Security Office) I'm old, gimme gimme gimme!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 9: "The Last Temptation of Homer"
Homer: Moe, I need your advice... See I've got this friend named Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo.
Moe: That's the worst name I've ever heard.
Guy: (Runs out of the bar, crying)
Barney: Aye! Joey Joe Joe!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 8: "Boy-Scoutz N the Hood"
(Krusty Burger in the middle of the sea)
Guy: We tried to tell you these are unmanned oil rigs.
Krusty: Ah, close the damn thing down, no one's ever going to come.
Homer: (bursts in door) Give me 700 Krusty Burgers!
Squeaky-Voiced Teen: Do you want fries with that?
(Homer digs into a big pile of burgers)
Bart: You did it, Dad! You saved us!
Homer: (mouth full) Go away. Eating.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 7: "Bart's Inner Child"
James Brown: Wait a minute. This bandstand wasn't double-bolted!
Construction Guy: I didn't feel like doing it.
Homer: Right on, brother!
Marge: I don't want to judge the rightness of your ego orientation, but my inner critic is telling me you should have done your job.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 4: "Rosebud"
(Homer daydreams about having his own recording studio)
Homer: Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed buuuuuunnn... (drools)
Guy: Homer, you're drooling on the mike again.
(When we return to reality, Homer is still drooling)
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 15: "I Love Lisa"
Guy: Where do you want these beef hearts?
Lunchlady Doris: On the floor.
Guy: It doesnt look very clean.
Lunchlady Doris: Just do your job, heart boy.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 9: "Mr. Plow"
Repo Guy: Hello this is the Repo Depot, I'm just calling to distract you while we reposess your plow.
Homer: Oh yeah, how dumb do you think I... oh.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 3: "Homer the Heretic"
Insurance Guy: Any valuables in the house?
Homer: Well, the Picasso, my collection of classic cars--
Insurance Guy: Sorry, this policy only covers actual losses, not made-up stuff.
Homer: Well that's just great!
• Rating: Unrated
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