Burns: How much for your entire collection?
Comic Book Guy: Um, the speed of light expressed in dollars.
Burns (to Smithers): Just give him Faraday's constant.

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Nerds don't get girls!

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The closest thing I have to a father is the Obi-Wan doll in my store, and he comes from a race of celibate knights so...

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I cannot hide the snide inside!

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