Cosmo Kramer Quotes
Ray: Hey, hey, are you a cop?
Kramer: Yeah, I'm a cop, I'm a good cop, I'M A DAMN GOOD COP!
Just make love to that wall pervert.
Kramer: (shouting) And today's your lucky day, junior. Because I'm gonna let you off with just a warning! Any more of this criminal activity and you'll be sorry! You got me?
Ray: Got you? I don't know what the hell you're talking about!
Kramer: (slightly nervous) Good, good. Let's, uh, keep it that way.
I feel like I've had two lives. My pre-mousse, and now I begin my post-mousse.
Well, occasionally I like to help the humans.
Kramer: Tell me the truth: have you ever seen a better looking guy?
Jerry: Looks are so subjective.
One hundred percent cotton-Dockers. If they're not Dockers, they're just pants.
Jerry: Kramer, this is Donna.
Kramer: (snaps fingers) Cotton Dockers!
Kramer: You don't think I can do it.
Jerry: I know that you can't, and I'm positive that you won't.
George: You can't have people shoving their arms into a 600 degree oven.
Kramer: It's all supervised!
Kramer: I said, "I know about the stuff," you know, so he'd take me into his confidence.
Elaine: What did he say?
Kramer: "What stuff?"
Jerry: Oh, case closed.
Kramer: How can you not have insurance?
Jerry: Because I spent my money on the Clapco 8000. It's the most powerful lock they make. It has only one design flaw...the door...MUST BE CLOSED!!