Cosmo Kramer Quotes
Cable boy. Cable boy. What have you done to my little cable boy?
(to Jerry) I'm offering you 53 channels, movies, sports, nudity, and it's free for life!
Man, it's the ninetiesit's Hammer time!
Kramer: What are you guys going to do today?Elaine: This... and that.Jerry: And the other!
(to Jerry and Elaine) Boy, I liked you so much better when you weren't a couple.
Boy, they've got a great cafeteria downstairs. Hot food, sandwiches, a salad bar. It's like a Sizzler's opened up a hospital!
Jerry: Eckman? I thought he was doing time?
Kramer: No, no, he's out. He got out.
My name is Bob!
Jerry: My guys don't know your guys! You can't just lock 'em all in the same machine together! They'll start a riot!Kramer: Have you ever met my guys?Jerry: No, I can't say as I have.Kramer: We-ell!
Newman: Kramer!
Kramer: Oh! That's Newman.
Newman: I'm on the roof!
Kramer: Well? What are you waiting for?
Kramer: You wanna shoot some pool tonight?
Newman: I can't, I'm goin' to the movies.
Kramer: Well Newman jumped last night.
Jerry: What? Did you talk to him? What did you say?
Kramer: I said 'Wave when you pass my window.'
(about a suicidal friend) What am I supposed to do? Tell him how much there is to live for? Why should I lie to the guy?