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Crosby: You know, there's wheat in beer.
Jasmine: Yeah, so?
Crosby: So when he's at his first keg party he'll gonna be the weirdo in the sweater vest sippin' on chardonnay in the corner. That's on you.

Not to sound skeptical, but a wheat allergy, it seems like it's the snuggie of diseases...everyone has one this year.

Hey Joel, can we tackle this light fixture next? It looks like a crack house. She won't like it.

Crosby: Kristina, she's Switzerland, we can use her as a buffer.
Sarah: Yeah, can we clone her and sit her next to all of the difficult people?

I've been dying to be your assistant since we met.

Crosby: What about you Adam, have you ever used my home as a cheap hourly motel?
Adam: Don't be ridiculous. Of course I have!
Crosby: Little did I know I was living on a floating brothel.

Crosby: Well that was disappointing. Well that was a non event.
Jasmine: Babe he's six and a boy, weddings aren't high on his list.

(to Jasmine) He's totally getting into that school. They might even name the gymnasium after us.

Julia: I would say change your hat. Just sayin'.
Crosby: Oh my goodness. You don't like my duck hunting look!

Jabar is going to get into a great school - I promise.

Adam: You want my advice, step one apologize to Renee.
Crosby: For what, I didn't do anything.
Adam: It's just, you know what, you're a man. It's just what men do. We apologize. I say three I'm sorrys before I get out of bed in the morning.

Kristina: Everybody raise your glass. My daughter Haddie Braverman is running for junior class president.
Adam: That's right, following in her father's footsteps.
Julia: Excuse me, your foot steps?
Adam: Yeah.
Julia: I was class president.
Kristina: I wrote speeches.
Crosby: Student council nerds are going to have a nerd off!

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Parenthood Quotes

Jasmine, you are my family!

Crosby

I think what makes me the angriest is that you would go somewhere that I can't know where you're safe.

Amber

Parenthood Music

  Song Artist
On-my-way-back-home On My Way Back Home Band of Horses iTunes
Song Smile Evil Twins
Well-runs-dry Well Runs Dry Peter Case iTunes
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