Crosby Braverman Quotes (Page 6)
Season 2, Episode 3: "I'm Cooler Than You Think"
Zeek: We are his grandparents too, we have a say in it.
Crosby: Well, I'm his dad and I don't have a say in it.
Zeek: Oh I see, well your balls will still be here when you get back.
Jabbar: What balls?
• Rating: Unrated
Rene: You go to church?
Crosby: Oh yeah, the Bravermans have a very rich spiritual lineage. We're ah, 4/10th Jewish, vaguely Catholic, and I'm told 1/16th Cherokee even, and we had a communist atheist grandpa.
• Rating: Unrated
Crosby: It's not fair of you to hold a grudge against me for some crap your husband did years ago. I'm here for my son and I'm not going anywhere. You're going to have to deal with that.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 2: "No Good Deed"
Jasmine: You're cute.
Crosby: It's the motorcycle. Yeah, I'm just a six but with the motorcycle I'm an eight.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 1: "I Hear You, I See You"
Jasmine: They must have made this Skype thing for something other than just talking.
Crosby: Oh my God, are we about to have Skype sex?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 13: "Lost and Found"
Zeek: I couldn't get Adam to drink one beer with me.
Crosby: No way, if he drinks too much the stick might fall out of his ass.
• Rating: Unrated
Crosby: Jasmine, you are my family!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 12: "Team Braverman"
Crosby: I would like a ring side seat to that catfight.
Adam: You're an idiot.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Crosby: I'm not making you tea with sea horses; they could be on the endangered species list for all we know.
• Rating: 2.0 / 5.0
Crosby: If you start speaking in tongues after you drink this am I going to be able to get a hold of Doctor Ting, does he use a phone?
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
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