Favorite Damon Salvatore Quotes
Today has been a no-good, very-bad day.
Damon: You have no sense of humor.
Stefan: I have no sense of Damon humor.
I get it. He's the reason you live. His love lifts you up where you belong.
Katherine: Bad day.
Damon: Bad century.
Damon: I'd rather poke my eyes out.
Katherine: They're such pretty eyes.
Are you worried that all the forest animals will band together and fight back? After all, they talk.
Damon: You successfully cured him of anything interesting about his personality.
Elena: Remember who helped me.
Damon: I hate myself.
I look at you and I see myself. A less dashing, less intelligent version.
If I had a dollar for every time some evil vampire surprised me.
Stefan: Where is she now?
Damon: Maybe eating a hot dog... vendor.
Do I look like I know anything about tattoos? Look at my skin. It's flawless.
Damon: You should be thankful she’s here. She’s keeping me from going for what I really want.
Stefan: You’re right. Thank you for being in love with my girlfriend.
