A) He can't do anything about it and B) what I just said.

I've been dead before. I got over it.

Bonnie: You tried to kill me.
Damon: But I didn't... does that not count for anything?

Stefan: I really liked you better when you hated everybody.
Damon: I still do. I just love that they love me.

Damon: The second the spell is lifted, I'm gonna drive a stake right through your heart.
Katherine: God, you're heart. When did you get so hot?

Life sucks when you're ordinary. And what makes you exactly not like them? You're a vampire. You take that cure and become human? You're no one, nothing. Trust me, losing that cure was the best damn thing that ever happened to you.

We're a team. We could travel the world together. We could try out for The Amazing Race!

Vanessa: Does vervain really work?
Damon: No, not at all.
Vanessa: Can he hear us?
Damon: No, that would be creepy.
Vanessa: Can he read minds too?
Damon: If you wanna see me naked, all you have to do is ask.

Elena: What happened?
Damon: Katherine happened.

Is it skunk? Saint Bernard? Bambi?

I've been marked. What the Hell kind of wolf pronoun stuff is that anyway?

Elena: What are we gonna do?
Damon: Kill him.
Elena: Damon...
Damon: I'm joking. Ok, I'm a little serious.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.