Favorite Damon Salvatore Quotes
Bonnie, you are officially the most terrifying person I know.
Donovan, that badge does not take away the fact that you are human. Please don't commit suicide by Heretic tonight.
These people didn't deserve to be killed by one of your free range children. Stefan's up to his hero hair in Heretic drama and I'm worried that Matt Donovan's funeral is going to cut into my social schedule.
Guess it ain't a party until the mean girls show up.
Bonnie: Guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree...
Damon: Hey! I do not go behind people's backs and torture them. I like my enemies to look me in the eye and see the depth of my rage.
Well, glad to see you boarding this train to Crazytown, Bonnie Bennett. I was getting lonely all by myself.
No talking until I'm seeing two of you. Then I'll kick both of your asses.
Huh. Looks like mom raised her man crush from the dead...
Little tip from a professional. Next time you want to kill a bazillion year old psycho, don't choose a sword from the junior's section.
I'm only here because Stefan's a mama's boy and I don't want the silent treatment for the next century.
Okay, this vervain stings like a bitch and this family drama makes the prospect of Hell look like Disneyland. So, please, one swift stab straight through the heart. Let's get this over with.
This PTSD puppet show wouldn’t happen to be, by chance, a ploy to get me to feel remorse for your pointless death, would it? Because it ain’t working, Mama.
