Damon Salvatore Quotes
Let's go kill some Originals.
Hope's a bitch, Sage. Get over it while you can.
Own it. Live it. Love it. Stop being ashamed of who you are.
You know what they say, two's company. Three's a party.
Sage: Please don't tell me that you and Rebekah are friends.
Damon: Not unless you count hate sex.
Ric, the world can't stop just because you're an accidental serial killer.
Take him out for martinis, feed him some chicken soup. Don't let him kill anyone.
Dear Diary, a chipmunk asked me my name today. I told him it was Joe. That lie, will haunt me, forever.
No more No Humanity Stefan. There's a road called recovery and we are on it.
Damon: Don't rile him up. He's testy when he's being self-righteous.
Stefan: I'm not being self-righteous Damon. I'm just not interested in slaughtering innocent human beings anymore.
Damon: Fair enough. My mistake. You used to be self-righteous.
I guess I could rip out Dr. False Accusation's throat.
Damon: Nineteen-twelve: Or, as I like to call it. The last time Mystic Falls had a serial killer on its hands.