You know Stefan. Journaling. Reading. Shaping his hair.

Caroline: How do I fix him?
Damon: Get a new boyfriend.

No one's gonna hurt you, Elena. Especially not my brother.

I promise you. I will never leave you again.

Katherine: The Damon I remember wouldn't have been that stupid.
Damon: I wouldn't have done it for you.

Damon: You might have a concussion.
Jeremy: Thanks for the concern, dick.

Damon: Stop being cute.
Katherine: I can't help it.

Alaric: You killed me!
Damon: Ric, no hard feelings, alright? I was on a bit of a tear, and everyone was trying to tell me how to behave.
Alaric: Maybe they finally realized you’re a dick.

I am not Stefan. How about you stop trying to turn me into him?

Damon: I'm stronger than you, girl.
Caroline: Well, I'm angrier!

He threatened to out me. Don't get me started on the irony of that.

Elena: It's an old family recipe, okay?
Damon: I knew your old family. They made sucky chili.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

The best revenge is patient, cultivated. Nobody sees it coming until it's too late.

Enzo