Damon Salvatore Quotes
You better hope she's not a fan of Bambi.
I'm going to pretend like there's someone there because the alternative is too damn depressing.
Matt: You can't possibly hate me more than I hate myself.
Damon: Yes I can.
Yoohoo! Anybody home? Big bad vampire out here!
Perfect. We've narrowed it down to nowhere.
We all know the way. You feed or you die, there is no door #3.
You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.
Bonnie: It was her call.
Damon: Know what else was her call? Every bad thing ever.
Our life is one, big proverbial coin toss.
Have I told you lately how much I appreciate you not being the dumbest brother on Earth?
Damon: All this over one girl.
Stefan: She's a pretty special girl.
Damon: Yeah, she is.
How many dessicated hybrids does it take to screw in a light bulb?