Elena: You can't kiss me again... it's not right.
Damon: It's right. It's just not right now.

Alaric: Something's up with Elena. You know what it is?
Damon: I'm sure it starts with a Stef. And ends in an "an."

Alaric: Suddenly you care who lives or dies.
Damon: I have a small list.

Those hybrids. They're really bringing the neighborhood down.

Relax, brother. You want your hair to fall out?

I hate witches. They’re so fickle and passive aggressive.

Klaus: My sister has gone missing.
Damon: Cute. Blonde bombshell. Psycho. Shouldn't be too hard to find.

You go after Klaus, you're gonna have to be cut throat and devious. And I'm so much better at that than you.

Damon: My brother is sort of running his own show right now.
Elena: My brother just chopped of someone's head.

Damon: Take it from me: Strange is bad, dead is worse.

If I'm gonna feel guilty about something, I'm gonna feel guilty about this. [KISSES ELENA]

I can't drink all this by myself. I mean, I can. But then someone is getting naked.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

He's your first love. I intend to be your last. However long it takes.

Klaus [to Caroline]