Damon Salvatore Quotes
Insulting a bunch of dead witches? Not smart.
Alaric: When did you even see her?
Damon: When I went to the hospital to accuse her of killing her ex-boyfriend. By the way, sensitive topics.
Damon: What's her damage?
Alarc: No damage.
Damon: Come on, Ric. It's a fact of life. A girl that smart, that hot? Damaged.
Bonnie: What's going on with you two?
Damon: We kissed. Now it's weird.
Elena: You can't kiss me again... it's not right.
Damon: It's right. It's just not right now.
Alaric: Something's up with Elena. You know what it is?
Damon: I'm sure it starts with a Stef. And ends in an "an."
Alaric: Suddenly you care who lives or dies.
Damon: I have a small list.
Those hybrids. They're really bringing the neighborhood down.
Relax, brother. You want your hair to fall out?
I hate witches. Theyâ€™re so fickle and passive aggressive.
Klaus: My sister has gone missing.
Damon: Cute. Blonde bombshell. Psycho. Shouldn't be too hard to find.
You go after Klaus, you're gonna have to be cut throat and devious. And I'm so much better at that than you.