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Insulting a bunch of dead witches? Not smart.

Alaric: When did you even see her?
Damon: When I went to the hospital to accuse her of killing her ex-boyfriend. By the way, sensitive topics.

Damon: What's her damage?
Alarc: No damage.
Damon: Come on, Ric. It's a fact of life. A girl that smart, that hot? Damaged.

Bonnie: What's going on with you two?
Damon: We kissed. Now it's weird.

Elena: You can't kiss me again... it's not right.
Damon: It's right. It's just not right now.

Alaric: Something's up with Elena. You know what it is?
Damon: I'm sure it starts with a Stef. And ends in an "an."

Alaric: Suddenly you care who lives or dies.
Damon: I have a small list.

Those hybrids. They're really bringing the neighborhood down.

Relax, brother. You want your hair to fall out?

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