Sorry to spoil your seven minutes in heaven. We have a problem.

Don't be a dick. Listen to your sister.

Elena: Why don't you ever let anyone see the good in you?
Damon: When people see good they expect good. And I don't wanna live up to anyone's expectations.

Didn't you find it weird that you made a friend so fast? Have you met you?

Dead vampire is redundant.

Next time we compel him, we need to make him better at baseball.

You're good Stefan again. You're in control. You might get the girl, but you lose the edge.

Vampire-hating alter ego has a stake that could kill an entire line of vampires, possibly mine?!?

I gotta admit, even for me, it's a little kinky.

Damon: She's lonely, desperate.
Caroline: Clearly. She slept with you.

Damon: You know what they say: The way to a psycho killer's heart is through his stomach.

Stefan has built himself a delusional wagon that he repeatedly fallen off of.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.


Dear Elena, yes you heard that correctly. Hell has frozen over. I'm writing it all down. Granted, I'm half a bottle in thanks to my 1950 Chateau Cheval Blanc, a bottle I waited 65 years to open. I used to spend nights sitting in my wine cellar convincing myself I could hear it age, tannins growing, fermenting, but appreciating its beauty didn't make time go by any faster. The bottle just laid there on its shelf, torturing me while I waited for Katherine and time stood still. Eventually I convinced myself that no sip of that wine could ever taste as good as I dreamt it would. And that is the story of why I drink bourbon. I don't know who I am without you, but I know that as long as I'm with you, time will stand still. So who is Damon Salvatore without Elena Gilbert? A selfish friend, a jealous brother, a horrible son? Or maybe with a little luck, I'll do right by you. Because you may be a thousand miles away or a hundred years away, but you're still here with me and my heart is right there in that coffin with you. Until you come back to me.