No more No Humanity Stefan. There's a road called recovery and we are on it.

Damon: Don't rile him up. He's testy when he's being self-righteous.
Stefan: I'm not being self-righteous Damon. I'm just not interested in slaughtering innocent human beings anymore.
Damon: Fair enough. My mistake. You used to be self-righteous.

I guess I could rip out Dr. False Accusation's throat.

Damon: Nineteen-twelve: Or, as I like to call it. The last time Mystic Falls had a serial killer on its hands.

I'm better at being the bad guy anyway.

Spend 146 years with someone you sort of start to pick up on their tells.

Stefan: Awful lot of effort for someone who pretends not to care about her anymore.
Damon: Pot, kettle, brother.

Stefan: She's better off without me? She's sure as Hell better off without you.
Damon: Fine. Neither one of us gets her.

Stefan: Klaus has to die. They all do.
Damon: See. It's democracy in action.

Why do you look like someone just show a panda bear?

Elena: If you're mad at me, Damon, you need to get over it.
Damon: Oh, I'm over it.

Damon: There's something you should know. Stefan didn't screw us over, well he screwed us over but he had a good reason. He saved Klaus to save me.
Elena: What? Why would he even do that?
Damon I don't know... I feel like such an idiot.
Elena: Why?
Damon: For thinking that for one second I wouldn't have to feel guilty anymore.
Elena: What are you talking about? Guilty for what?
Damon: For wanting what I want.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

He's your first love. I intend to be your last. However long it takes.

Klaus [to Caroline]