Damon Salvatore Quotes
Damon: You get anything out of Elijah?
Alaric: No, it was boring. Of course, Jenna thinks he's charming.
Katherine originally came from Europe. Petrova was her real name. Katerina Petrova to be exact.
Vanessa: Does vervain really work?
Damon: No, not at all.
Vanessa: Can he hear us?
Damon: No, that would be creepy.
Vanessa: Can he read minds too?
Damon: If you wanna see me naked, all you have to do is ask.
Elena: You touch her and I swear I'll never speak to you again.
Damon: What makes you think that has any power over me? Cause I took an arrow in the back for you? You are severely overestimating yourself.
You know this whole pretending to hate me is getting a little silly.
Alaric: Why would I know anything about the Lockwoods?
Damon: Well, you wouldn't. But your dead not dead vampire wife might.
Katherine: Where is Mason?
Damon: He's right beside me. Although, his heart's across the room.
Stefan: Try not to get yourself killed.
Damon: Yeah. It's been a day for that.
Alaric [on Andie]: Just don't killer her, please.
Damon: If I did, who would report her death?
Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.
Stefan: Thank you.
Damon: No, Stefan, thank you. You're back on Bambi blood, and I'm the big bad-ass brother again. All is right in the world.
Alaric: You always have to be invited in?
Damon: By the owner or person of entitlement. Short-term rentals and hotels are a bit of a gray area. You kinda gotta play it by ear.