The Vampire Diaries

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Damon: I always pegged you for a lone wolf.
Mason: I'm sure I wasn't half the lady killer you were.

Mason: I've heard a lot of great things about you.
Damon: Really? That's weird because I'm a dick.

You and Katherine have a lot more in Katherine than just your looks.

I chipped a little bit off your wall of hatred.

You hated me before and we became friends. It would suck if that was gone forever.

Elena: This is Damon Salvatore, who you just show.
Damon: I'd be extra nice to me right now.

Elena: You're not gonna kill her.
Damon: Watch me.

If werewolves exist, where the hell are they?

Stefan: Maybe they're ninja turtles. Or zombies. Werewolves.
Damon: This is reality, and there's no such thing as werewolves.

[to Elena] Whatever happens, it's on you.

Are you worried that all the forest animals will band together and fight back? After all, they talk.

Elena: You scared me.
Damon: Just doing my part in the neighborhood watch.

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Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.