Damon Salvatore Quotes (Page 32)
Season 1, Episode 22: "Founder's Day"
Damon: You have no sense of humor.
Stefan: I have no sense of Damon humor.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Damon: It's Founder's Day. I'm here to eat cotton candy and steal your girl.
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Jeremy: Let go of me before I cause a scene.
Damon: You'd be unconscious before you got a word out.
• Rating: 4.4 / 5.0
Elena : I think you should stop with the flirty little comments and the eye thing you do.
Damon: What eye thing?
Elena: Don't make me regret being your friend.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 21: "Isobel"
Damon: Have fun with Mystic Queen. I know I did.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Stefan: What proof do you have?
Damon: I don't need proof. That's between Elena, John, Maury and a DNA test.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Damon: I like being a living dead person.
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Damon: I do believe in killing the messenger. Know why? It sends a message.
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Damon: Stefan is different. He wants to be human. He wants to feel every episode of How I Met Your Mother.
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Alaric: She threatened to go on a killing spree.
Damon: I take it that's not okay with you guys?
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
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