Get your ass out the door before I throw you over my shoulder and carry you out myself.

It's a plan. Is it perfect? What plan is?

Damon: I'd rather poke my eyes out.
Katherine: They're such pretty eyes.

Elena: Sound like you guys already have it all planned out.
Damon: Yup, we're awesome!

If you're setting me up in anyway, I will rip your heart out and shove it own your throat. Something I'm very good at.

Rose: Being in love with your brother's girlfriend must be difficult.
Damon: I'm not in love with anyone.
Rose: Wanna try that again?

Damon: She's in denial.
Stefan: Shut up, Damon.

Elena: The oldest vampire in the history of time is coming after me?
Damon: We're looking at a solid... maybe.

I need to say it once. You need to hear it. I love you, Elena.

Damon: Elena know you've been drinking blood.
Stefan: I've been drinking hers.
Damon: How romantic.

The elephant in the room lets out a mighty roar.

Can we not do the whole road trip bonding thing? The cliche of it all makes me itch.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Elena: Damon!
Damon: I'm not gonna hurt him, Elena. I'm the good guy now, remember?
Elena: What does that mean?
Damon: I'm gonna have a civil conversation with your father.

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon