Damon Salvatore Quotes
If you're gonna be maudlin, I'm gonna kill you myself. Just to put me out of your misery.
I've been marked. What the Hell kind of wolf pronoun stuff is that anyway?
A) He can't do anything about it and B) what I just said.
Elena: Do you think this is funny?
Damon: Yes, Elena, I find hilarity in the lengths I need to go to to save your life
I've been dead before. I got over it.
Elena is on a martyr tear that rivals even if you're greatest hits.
Stefan: Promise me, whatever happens, you'll protect her.
If I had a dollar for every time some evil vampire surprised me.
Damon: I killed you. You were dead.
Elijah: For centuries now.
Get your ass out the door before I throw you over my shoulder and carry you out myself.
It's a plan. Is it perfect? What plan is?
Damon: I'd rather poke my eyes out.
Katherine: They're such pretty eyes.