You see, that's why I didn't tell you. Cause you would have never been able to do it. Don't get me wrong, Stefan. I don't mind being a bad guy. I'll make all the life and death desicions, while you're busy worrying about collateral damage. I'll even let her hate me for it. But at the end of the day, I'll be the one to keep her alive.

Great, we’ll have to put that on our list of things to do today. “Harness dead witch power."

Don't mistake the fact that we haven't set you on fire in your sleep for trust.

I have moves you've never seen before.

I'll be super pissed if you lock me out.

Elena: What is she doing here?
Damon: When we killed Elijah, it broke the compulsion and freed the b!tch from the tomb.

Katherine, there are six other bedrooms in this house. Go find out.

Katherine: You hurt me today.
Damon: Tit for tat.

It's some kind of crazy ass psychic witch attack!

Katherine: Hello Damon. Hey, do you have a robe?
Damon: How did you get out fo there?
Katherine: I knew that if I begged you to do not kill Elijah you'll do excatly what you do. Need a little facts? The originals can compells the vampires, but, soon they dies, the compells are wears off...
Damon: And you knew that
Katherine: Yes, and I'm still here. I'm gonna help you. So, do you have a robe?

I get you out of here and your ass is sipping Klaus-free margaritas in some unknown island somewhere, no way.

So, let me guess... in addition to the moonstone, the doppelganger, the lion, the witch and the wardrobe you need to find this witch burial ground.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.