Elena: Sound like you guys already have it all planned out.
Damon: Yup, we're awesome!

If you're setting me up in anyway, I will rip your heart out and shove it own your throat. Something I'm very good at.

Rose: Being in love with your brother's girlfriend must be difficult.
Damon: I'm not in love with anyone.
Rose: Wanna try that again?

Damon: She's in denial.
Stefan: Shut up, Damon.

Elena: The oldest vampire in the history of time is coming after me?
Damon: We're looking at a solid... maybe.

I need to say it once. You need to hear it. I love you, Elena.

Damon: Elena know you've been drinking blood.
Stefan: I've been drinking hers.
Damon: How romantic.

The elephant in the room lets out a mighty roar.

Can we not do the whole road trip bonding thing? The cliche of it all makes me itch.

Stefan: You're coming with me?
Damon: It's Elena.

Damon: The second the spell is lifted, I'm gonna drive a stake right through your heart.
Katherine: God, you're heart. When did you get so hot?

Katherine: Have I mentioned how inconvenient your obsession for me as been?
Damon: You and me both, honey.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Elena: Why don't you ever let anyone see the good in you?
Damon: When people see good they expect good. And I don't wanna live up to anyone's expectations.

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon