Damon Salvatore Quotes
There's no such thing as a bad idea. Only poorly executed awesome ones.
Stefan: Are you actually gonna be careful for once?
Damon: Yes, I've become you. How tragic for both of us. Gotta run. Have a murder to plan. Busy day.
Damon: You sound about jealous. Does he sound about jealous?
Andie: You kind of do.
Damon: You get anything out of Elijah?
Alaric: No, it was boring. Of course, Jenna thinks he's charming.
Katherine originally came from Europe. Petrova was her real name. Katerina Petrova to be exact.
Vanessa: Does vervain really work?
Damon: No, not at all.
Vanessa: Can he hear us?
Damon: No, that would be creepy.
Vanessa: Can he read minds too?
Damon: If you wanna see me naked, all you have to do is ask.
Elena: You touch her and I swear I'll never speak to you again.
Damon: What makes you think that has any power over me? Cause I took an arrow in the back for you? You are severely overestimating yourself.
You know this whole pretending to hate me is getting a little silly.
Alaric: Why would I know anything about the Lockwoods?
Damon: Well, you wouldn't. But your dead not dead vampire wife might.
Katherine: Where is Mason?
Damon: He's right beside me. Although, his heart's across the room.
Stefan: Try not to get yourself killed.
Damon: Yeah. It's been a day for that.
Alaric [on Andie]: Just don't killer her, please.
Damon: If I did, who would report her death?
