[to Elena] Whatever happens, it's on you.

Are you worried that all the forest animals will band together and fight back? After all, they talk.

Elena: You scared me.
Damon: Just doing my part in the neighborhood watch.

You think Katherine is gonna send me off the deep end, don't you? I don't need her for that.

Bonnie: When we're alone, I'm gonna take you out.
Damon: You need to stop with the witch's brew. You're starting to believe your own press.

Elena: What happened?
Damon: Katherine happened.

She's Katherine. She loves to play games.

Katherine wants you dead, there's zero you can do about it. You will be dead.

Damon: Somewhere along the way, you decided I was worth saving. I wanted to thank you for that.
Elena: You're welcome.

Damon: I'm not a hero, Elena. I don't do good. It's not in me.
Elena: Maybe it is.

Life sucks either way, Jeremy. At least if you're a vampire, you don't have to feel bad about it if you don't want to.

Damon: You have no sense of humor.
Stefan: I have no sense of Damon humor.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Hey, Blondie. Today isn't the worst day of your life. Today and tomorrow, it's a cakewalk. There'll be people around you day in and day out like they're afraid to leave you alone. The worst day? That's next week when there's nothing but quiet. Just a heads up.

Damon