Liz: My daughter is gone.
Damon: You have no idea how wrong you are about that.

You're my friend.

Damon: I don't peace.
Stefan: Oh. Consider it opposite day.

I tried to kill a werewolf, I failed. Now I feel like I'm not living up to the version of my best self.

Katherine: Bad day.
Damon: Bad century.

Damon: I always pegged you for a lone wolf.
Mason: I'm sure I wasn't half the lady killer you were.

Mason: I've heard a lot of great things about you.
Damon: Really? That's weird because I'm a dick.

You and Katherine have a lot more in Katherine than just your looks.

I chipped a little bit off your wall of hatred.

You hated me before and we became friends. It would suck if that was gone forever.

Elena: This is Damon Salvatore, who you just show.
Damon: I'd be extra nice to me right now.

Elena: You're not gonna kill her.
Damon: Watch me.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

There's no such thing as a bad idea. Only poorly executed awesome ones.

Damon

I do believe in killing the messenger. Know why? It sends a message.

Damon