Mason: I've heard a lot of great things about you.
Damon: Really? That's weird because I'm a dick.

You and Katherine have a lot more in Katherine than just your looks.

I chipped a little bit off your wall of hatred.

You hated me before and we became friends. It would suck if that was gone forever.

Elena: This is Damon Salvatore, who you just show.
Damon: I'd be extra nice to me right now.

Elena: You're not gonna kill her.
Damon: Watch me.

If werewolves exist, where the hell are they?

Stefan: Maybe they're ninja turtles. Or zombies. Werewolves.
Damon: This is reality, and there's no such thing as werewolves.

[to Elena] Whatever happens, it's on you.

Are you worried that all the forest animals will band together and fight back? After all, they talk.

Elena: You scared me.
Damon: Just doing my part in the neighborhood watch.

You think Katherine is gonna send me off the deep end, don't you? I don't need her for that.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

There's no such thing as a bad idea. Only poorly executed awesome ones.

Damon