It's Founder's Day. I'm here to eat cotton candy and steal your girl.

Jeremy: Let go of me before I cause a scene.
Damon: You'd be unconscious before you got a word out.

Elena : I think you should stop with the flirty little comments and the eye thing you do.
Damon: What eye thing?
Elena: Don't make me regret being your friend.

Stefan: What proof do you have?
Damon: I don't need proof. That's between Elena, John, Maury and a DNA test.

I like being a living dead person.

I do believe in killing the messenger. Know why? It sends a message.

Stefan is different. He wants to be human. He wants to feel every episode of How I Met Your Mother.

Alaric: She threatened to go on a killing spree.
Damon: I take it that's not okay with you guys?

Damon: You successfully cured him of anything interesting about his personality.
Elena: Remember who helped me.
Damon: I hate myself.

You brood too much... My actions, they belong to me. I own them.

Damon: It is a whole new world.
Stefan: We can explore it together.

What did you think you were gonna find? Isobel with a cigar and slippers?

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Hey, Blondie. Today isn't the worst day of your life. Today and tomorrow, it's a cakewalk. There'll be people around you day in and day out like they're afraid to leave you alone. The worst day? That's next week when there's nothing but quiet. Just a heads up.

Damon