Caroline: It's just some stupid necklace.
Damon: You are the only stupid thing here.

Damon: Do you have my crystal?
Caroline: No.
Damon: Then I'm not having a good time.

Damon: Why are you so mean to me?
Lexi: Have you met you?

Elena: You did this. This is your fault.
Damon: You confuse me with someone with remorse.

Come on Vicki. Live a little. No pun intended.

She's been couped up in your room all day. She's not Anne Frank.

Your life is pathetic. Your after-life doesn't have to be.

Vicki: You did this to me out of boredom?
Damon: It's one of the pitfalls of eternity.

Elena: If you wanted me dead, I'd be dead.
Damon: Yes.
Elena: But I'm not.
Damon: Yet.

I say snatch, eat, erase!

Tyler: Screw you, dude.
Damon: Dude? Really? Dude?!?

Is it skunk? Saint Bernard? Bambi?

Vampire Diaries Quotes

He's your first love. I intend to be your last. However long it takes.

Klaus [to Caroline]

We met and we talked and it was epic. But the sun came up and reality set in.

Elena