Your life is pathetic. Your after-life doesn't have to be.

Vicki: You did this to me out of boredom?
Damon: It's one of the pitfalls of eternity.

Elena: If you wanted me dead, I'd be dead.
Damon: Yes.
Elena: But I'm not.
Damon: Yet.

I say snatch, eat, erase!

Tyler: Screw you, dude.
Damon: Dude? Really? Dude?!?

Is it skunk? Saint Bernard? Bambi?

Damon: That girl is gonna thank me for what I did to her.
Elena: Did you thank Katherine?

Damon: I think I know what can help you.
Vicki: What's that?
Damon: Death.

I'm getting really bored and impatient; and I don't do bored and impatient.

You just don't wanna die, do you?

Damon: You won. Now nothing can come between you and Elena. Except the truth. The lies catch up to you, the longer you keep lying to yourself about who you are.
Stefan: The beauty of you in there and me out here ... is that I can walk away.

Zach: You don't visit, Damon... You appear. Periodically. Reminding me that this isn't my house, that you're only allowing me to live here ... allowing me to live.
Damon: Someone had to mow the lawn.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Elena: Why don't you ever let anyone see the good in you?
Damon: When people see good they expect good. And I don't wanna live up to anyone's expectations.