I really like this whole menage a team thing. It has a bit of a kink to it.

Stefan: He posed as a pizza delivery boy last night.
Damon: Well, he gets points for that.

Bonnie: You tried to kill me.
Damon: But I didn't... does that not count for anything?

Stefan: I'm talking about Atlanta.
Damon: Oh yeah. We had a blast!

Stefan: I could help you.
Damon: You? Help me? Seems a little unnatural.

You're not the worst company in the world, Elena.

Vampires can't procreate... though we love to try.

It's not like we all hang out together at the vamp bar and grill.

Damon: Elena's phone?
Stefan: Where is she?!?

Elena: This is kidnapping.
Damon: That's a little mellodramatic, don't you think?

I don't side with anyone. You piss me off. I want you dead.

I was ambushed. I was shot. Now, I'm vengeful.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.


When 9 Russians tell you you're drunk, you lie down.

Enzo [to Bonnie]