You and Katherine have a lot more in Katherine than just your looks.

I chipped a little bit off your wall of hatred.

You hated me before and we became friends. It would suck if that was gone forever.

Elena: This is Damon Salvatore, who you just show.
Damon: I'd be extra nice to me right now.

Elena: You're not gonna kill her.
Damon: Watch me.

If werewolves exist, where the hell are they?

Stefan: Maybe they're ninja turtles. Or zombies. Werewolves.
Damon: This is reality, and there's no such thing as werewolves.

[to Elena] Whatever happens, it's on you.

Are you worried that all the forest animals will band together and fight back? After all, they talk.

Elena: You scared me.
Damon: Just doing my part in the neighborhood watch.

You think Katherine is gonna send me off the deep end, don't you? I don't need her for that.

Bonnie: When we're alone, I'm gonna take you out.
Damon: You need to stop with the witch's brew. You're starting to believe your own press.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.