Damon Salvatore Quotes
Damon: You have no sense of humor.
Stefan: I have no sense of Damon humor.
It's Founder's Day. I'm here to eat cotton candy and steal your girl.
Jeremy: Let go of me before I cause a scene.
Damon: You'd be unconscious before you got a word out.
Elena : I think you should stop with the flirty little comments and the eye thing you do.
Damon: What eye thing?
Elena: Don't make me regret being your friend.
Stefan: What proof do you have?
Damon: I don't need proof. That's between Elena, John, Maury and a DNA test.
I like being a living dead person.
I do believe in killing the messenger. Know why? It sends a message.
Stefan is different. He wants to be human. He wants to feel every episode of How I Met Your Mother.
Alaric: She threatened to go on a killing spree.
Damon: I take it that's not okay with you guys?
Damon: You successfully cured him of anything interesting about his personality.
Elena: Remember who helped me.
Damon: I hate myself.
You brood too much... My actions, they belong to me. I own them.
Damon: It is a whole new world.
Stefan: We can explore it together.