I'll adopt the Stefan diet, only nothing with feathers.

It does dead flesh good.

Damon: Does it get tiring, being so righteous?
Elena: It flares up in the presence of psychopaths.

Stefan smiles. Alert the media!

Caroline: It's just some stupid necklace.
Damon: You are the only stupid thing here.

Damon: Do you have my crystal?
Caroline: No.
Damon: Then I'm not having a good time.

Damon: Why are you so mean to me?
Lexi: Have you met you?

Elena: You did this. This is your fault.
Damon: You confuse me with someone with remorse.

Come on Vicki. Live a little. No pun intended.

She's been couped up in your room all day. She's not Anne Frank.

Your life is pathetic. Your after-life doesn't have to be.

Vicki: You did this to me out of boredom?
Damon: It's one of the pitfalls of eternity.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Hey, Blondie. Today isn't the worst day of your life. Today and tomorrow, it's a cakewalk. There'll be people around you day in and day out like they're afraid to leave you alone. The worst day? That's next week when there's nothing but quiet. Just a heads up.

Damon