Elena: This is kidnapping.
Damon: That's a little mellodramatic, don't you think?

I don't side with anyone. You piss me off. I want you dead.

I was ambushed. I was shot. Now, I'm vengeful.

Logan: I'm inflicted.
Damon: Welcome to the club.

Damon: You have to be invited me.
Logan: I live alone.
Damon: That sucks.

Stefan: How are we supposed to find this person?
Damon: Let the adults handle this stuff.

We're a team. We could travel the world together. We could try out for The Amazing Race!

Stefan: You're blaming innocent people for something that happened 145 years ago.
Damon: No one here is innocent!

Damon: I could rip your heart out and not think twice about it.
Stefan: I've heard that before.

Damon: What are we doing here?
Stefan: Bonding.

Bonnie: I'm gonna scream.
Damon: No. Don't do that. Let's stay on point.

I'll adopt the Stefan diet, only nothing with feathers.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Elena: Damon!
Damon: I'm not gonna hurt him, Elena. I'm the good guy now, remember?
Elena: What does that mean?
Damon: I'm gonna have a civil conversation with your father.

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon