I really like this whole menage a team thing. It has a bit of a kink to it.

Stefan: He posed as a pizza delivery boy last night.
Damon: Well, he gets points for that.

Bonnie: You tried to kill me.
Damon: But I didn't... does that not count for anything?

Stefan: I'm talking about Atlanta.
Damon: Oh yeah. We had a blast!

Stefan: I could help you.
Damon: You? Help me? Seems a little unnatural.

You're not the worst company in the world, Elena.

Vampires can't procreate... though we love to try.

It's not like we all hang out together at the vamp bar and grill.

Damon: Elena's phone?
Stefan: Where is she?!?

Elena: This is kidnapping.
Damon: That's a little mellodramatic, don't you think?

I don't side with anyone. You piss me off. I want you dead.

I was ambushed. I was shot. Now, I'm vengeful.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

He's your first love. I intend to be your last. However long it takes.

Klaus [to Caroline]

Stefan Salvatore. Why Stefan? Why didn't you go for Damon? Or do you enjoy them both? Like Katherine did.

Isobel