Damon Salvatore Quotes
Stefan: He posed as a pizza delivery boy last night.
Damon: Well, he gets points for that.
Bonnie: You tried to kill me.
Damon: But I didn't... does that not count for anything?
Stefan: I'm talking about Atlanta.
Damon: Oh yeah. We had a blast!
Stefan: I could help you.
Damon: You? Help me? Seems a little unnatural.
You're not the worst company in the world, Elena.
Vampires can't procreate... though we love to try.
It's not like we all hang out together at the vamp bar and grill.
Damon: Elena's phone?
Stefan: Where is she?!?
Elena: This is kidnapping.
Damon: That's a little mellodramatic, don't you think?
I don't side with anyone. You piss me off. I want you dead.
I was ambushed. I was shot. Now, I'm vengeful.
Logan: I'm inflicted.
Damon: Welcome to the club.
