I have two liters of soccer mom in the fridge.

Elena: Damon gets what he wants, no matter who he hurts in the process.
Damon: Well, you don't need to be snarky about it.

How long are you gonna blame me for turning your birth mother into a vampire?

If she's related to Elena maybe she's related to Katherine and Katherine sent her to me. It can't be a coincidence that Isobel sought me out.

I didn't compel you in Atlanta because we were having fun. I wanted it to be real. I'm trusting you. Don't make me regret it.

Stefan: Anna took Elena.
Damon: Yeah, I got that from your 600 voicemails.

Damon: I mean this sincerely: I hope Elena dies.

The only one I can count on is... me.

Damn, you're strong for a little thing.

Damon: Is she hot?
Jeremy: Yeah, but she can be weird.
Damon: Hot trumps hot.

If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.

I really like this whole menage a team thing. It has a bit of a kink to it.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.