Damon: You have to be invited me.
Logan: I live alone.
Damon: That sucks.

Stefan: How are we supposed to find this person?
Damon: Let the adults handle this stuff.

We're a team. We could travel the world together. We could try out for The Amazing Race!

Stefan: You're blaming innocent people for something that happened 145 years ago.
Damon: No one here is innocent!

Damon: I could rip your heart out and not think twice about it.
Stefan: I've heard that before.

Damon: What are we doing here?
Stefan: Bonding.

Bonnie: I'm gonna scream.
Damon: No. Don't do that. Let's stay on point.

I'll adopt the Stefan diet, only nothing with feathers.

It does dead flesh good.

Damon: Does it get tiring, being so righteous?
Elena: It flares up in the presence of psychopaths.

Stefan smiles. Alert the media!

Caroline: It's just some stupid necklace.
Damon: You are the only stupid thing here.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.