Favorite Daniel Meade Quotes
Betty: We have models coming at 4:00
Daniel: That's nice... girl models, right?
Daniel: Guess what, we got Mariah Carey. Turns out Conner knows her, isn't that great?
Betty: Oh um yea Mariah is alright, but can we just put a pin on her for a second because I think I found someone way fresher: Jesse's band, Dark Sexual Hourney. They're awesome and they are about to break out any minute and you'll love them
Daniel: Ok, great yeah let's just get Mariah on the phone. Hey Mariah, it's Daniel, yeah turns out we aren't going to need you to sing. We got Jesse, the guy from my assistants building. He is so cute, yeah he is just the dreamiest
Betty: I hate when you're sarcastic
Betty: Thank you so much for that donation
Daniel: It is the Mode after party. Plus, I hear the singer of the band is just to die for
Daniel: So you would screw me over just to piss off dad?
Alexis: Yep
Daniel: You have a cold heart Alexis
Alexis: Had it installed with the other upgrades
Daniel: Why don't we play a game? Use our minds? Look, chess, perfect!
[Daniel opens the chess box and there's condoms inside]
Daniel: These are..
Model: Look condoms, I'm good at that game!
Daniel: Apparently you've got a very thoughtless boss who didn't realize until last night that you deserve a lot more than a crappy trophy.
[Daniel hands Betty an envelope]
Betty: These are tickets.
Daniel: To Mexico. For you, your father, and the rest of your family. All they had was first class. Hope you don't mind.
Daniel: You're not the only one in charge.
Alexis: I'm the only one in charge whose pupils aren't the size of quarters.
There's Henry, why don't you go make awkward small talk with your friend
Bradford: I found someone who loves me and I'd be a fool to let that pass me by
Daniel: Who is it?
[Wilhelmina emerges from the darkness...]
Wilhelmina: Hi Daniel
Daniel: Wilhelmina...
Wilhelmina: Call me mommy
[after Daniel finds Betty at a french fry stand...]
Betty: How'd you find me?
Daniel: It's no secret, you turn to potatoes in time of need
[after Daniel doses off during Henry's stuff funeral]
Betty: Are you sleeping?
Daniel: No it was a silent prayer.. I was just so moved by the paper clips he gave you
Amanda: Those are the DNA results.
Daniel: So.. um, how many times you think we...
Amanda: A lot.. But just remember, if your dad's DNA does match mine, we're only half brother and sister, which means if we did it like twenty times, it was only wrong ten.
Daniel: Okay, that actually made sense to me...Oh my god, you are so my sister!
