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Danny: Did you call me to not tell me what's going on with you?
Steve: I called to tell you I'm in Japan and I have Wo Fat in custody
Danny: Way to bury the lead buddy.

Steve: Why are you angry?
Danny: I'm not angry.
Steve: You sound angry.
Danny: I'm not angry, I was worried and now I'm concerned.

Callen: I can see the attraction of living here.
Danny: Yeah, it kinda grows on ya.
Chin Ho: That's the nicest thing Danny's ever said about this place.
Danny: I didn't mean it.

Hanna: Why do you dress like that? You're in Hawaii.
Danny: It's my style.
Hanna: It's not a style, it's a bad habit.

Danny: We are going to take a page from McGarrett's playbook.
Chin Ho: What do you mean by that?
Danny: You take the playbook, and set it on fire.

Danny: What about you, I hear you have a personal beef.
Callen: Comescu tried to kill my whole family.
Danny: Come again?
Callen: Blood feud.
Danny: Ah, well that happens.

Danny: We got a print; the guy is in the system. His name is Dracul Comescu
Chin Ho: Who the hell is that?
Danny: He's not a vampire; I thought the very same thing.

Danny: You want to go check out a small pox infected hotel room?
Chin Ho: Yeah.

Did I say I was jumping on any local customs Don Ho? No I did not.

Danny: Sit down, don't stand up again.
Cal: Look I was working last night, you can check with my manager.
Danny: Ok, I'm going to check with your manager and if I find out you're lying to me, I'm going to come back here and put you in a mayonnaise jar.

Chin Ho: Hey, where's McGarrett?
Danny: He left a "Dear Danny" note on my desk this morning, he's off looking for Shelburn again.

Listen, last time I saw you, I broke a couple of bones in your face. You ever mention my daughter again, I'll come back here and break every single bone in your body.

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Hawaii Five-0 Quotes

You should call that lawyer of yours, that really brilliant lawyer and get your sentence knocked down 50-60 years. Enjoy federal prison; it's really nice this time of year.

Danny

Technology is not my friend.

Jerry
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