Hawaii Five-0

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Steve: Time out, I thought the mission today was to get you your first tuna
Danny: Why does everything have to be a mission?
Steve: . The goal was to help you catch an Ahi.
Danny: There's no goal, there's no mission; we're just fishing. We have a couple of laughs, maybe we catch a fish, maybe we don't

Steve: Why do they always run?
Danny: Because I believe they hope the person chasing them ends up wrapped around a telephone pole.

[looks sick] Why did you boil his face off Max?

Danny: Did you hear about the art gallery robbery?
March: I've been here all morning!
Danny: That was not an accusation.
March: Sorry, habit.

Danny: You were very lucky back there my friend.
Steve: Sorry, lucky? First of all, luck had nothing to do with it, I had the situation under control.
Danny: You are something else, you must have known that our suspect was going to bleed to death while threatening to kill a hostage. Your good, you're really go. Let me ask you another question, how much money is in my wallet, Kreskin or should I say the Amaaaazing McGarrett.

Danny: Going to need a vest, vest please.
Steve: You don't even know what my plan is.
Danny: This is true, but I know you, and any plan you have will involve me and serious bodily harm.
Steve: What are you talking about?
Danny: What I'm talking about, is that over the years our marriage has become predictable.

Steve: Body armor works.
Danny: What is that look? Nobody likes to get shot.

Danny: Alright with the Navy Seal death stare, what are you going to water board me till I tell you about my private phone call?
Steve: No, I'm just trying to get you to tell me because we're friends and I'm worried.

Danny: I knew it... Cargo pants.
Steve: Book em' Danno.
Danny: You could have just said hello.

Danny: We will be fine, just take of your own six.
Steve: Six? Ok I've been gone way to long, your starting to sound like me.
Danny: I know, I know, and it made me want to throw up a little.

Danny: Did you call me to not tell me what's going on with you?
Steve: I called to tell you I'm in Japan and I have Wo Fat in custody
Danny: Way to bury the lead buddy.

Steve: Why are you angry?
Danny: I'm not angry.
Steve: You sound angry.
Danny: I'm not angry, I was worried and now I'm concerned.

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Hawaii Five-0 Quotes

Steve: What was that?!
Wo Fat: Those men are Yakuza, and they are not here to save me, they are here to kill me.

Toast: I can't do this
Steve: Toast! Live long and perspire.