Hawaii Five-0

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Danny: Going to need a vest, vest please.
Steve: You don't even know what my plan is.
Danny: This is true, but I know you, and any plan you have will involve me and serious bodily harm.
Steve: What are you talking about?
Danny: What I'm talking about, is that over the years our marriage has become predictable.

Steve: Body armor works.
Danny: What is that look? Nobody likes to get shot.

Danny: Alright with the Navy Seal death stare, what are you going to water board me till I tell you about my private phone call?
Steve: No, I'm just trying to get you to tell me because we're friends and I'm worried.

Danny: I knew it... Cargo pants.
Steve: Book em' Danno.
Danny: You could have just said hello.

Danny: We will be fine, just take of your own six.
Steve: Six? Ok I've been gone way to long, your starting to sound like me.
Danny: I know, I know, and it made me want to throw up a little.

Danny: Did you call me to not tell me what's going on with you?
Steve: I called to tell you I'm in Japan and I have Wo Fat in custody
Danny: Way to bury the lead buddy.

Steve: Why are you angry?
Danny: I'm not angry.
Steve: You sound angry.
Danny: I'm not angry, I was worried and now I'm concerned.

Callen: I can see the attraction of living here.
Danny: Yeah, it kinda grows on ya.
Chin Ho: That's the nicest thing Danny's ever said about this place.
Danny: I didn't mean it.

Hanna: Why do you dress like that? You're in Hawaii.
Danny: It's my style.
Hanna: It's not a style, it's a bad habit.

Danny: We are going to take a page from McGarrett's playbook.
Chin Ho: What do you mean by that?
Danny: You take the playbook, and set it on fire.

Danny: What about you, I hear you have a personal beef.
Callen: Comescu tried to kill my whole family.
Danny: Come again?
Callen: Blood feud.
Danny: Ah, well that happens.

Danny: We got a print; the guy is in the system. His name is Dracul Comescu
Chin Ho: Who the hell is that?
Danny: He's not a vampire; I thought the very same thing.

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Hawaii Five-0 Quotes

Listen to me. Do yourself a favor and kill me now because I promise you I will put you in the ground the first chance I get.

Danny

Holy Mullet!

Lori
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