Hawaii Five-0

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Danny Williams: I had a pretty good life in New Jersey. And then, I came here. And it wasn't exactly a fit. The sun, the sand...I mean, I can't even get a decent slice of pizza.
Judge: Get to your point, Detective Williams.
Danny Williams: Okay, I hate this place. I apologize, but I do. But I was willing to put up with it because this is where my daughter is. And now her mother wants to move again. And I can't go through with that. Not to Vegas, not anywhere. Because this is my home. This is our home.

Danny Williams: I thought nobody wore a tie in Hawaii.
Steve McGarrett: No, they don't, but it's a special day, so I thought I'd wear one. Plus, I'm wearing my dress blues. They'll make me walk the plank if I don't wear a tie with my dress blues.
Danny Williams: Why do they call 'em blues if they're black?
Steve McGarrett: I know they're black! I never...I dunno.

You delivered her to the congressman like a pizza.

Josh the Congressional Aide: And as far as murder goes-
Danny Williams: Let me guess...he's completely against it?

Steve McGarrett: What's the congressman's position on dead hookers found in his bed?
Danny Williams: STRANGLED dead hookers?

Danny Williams: You missed the tasting, luckily.
Kono Kalakaua: That bad?
Danny Williams: It was Spam wrapped in a sock.

Danny Williams: You're bringing back the '80s with those Rollerblades. You got those Duran Duran cassette tapes?
Kono Kalakaua: You know, I'm going for a workout, keepin' in shape...but I am hungry like the wolf.

Danny Williams: You hear that?
Steve McGarrett: Yeah, Danny. I hear it. I've got ears.

Eric: I'll wait out here.
Danny Williams: It's college, it's not a virus--you can't catch it.

Eric: What am I supposed to do in there?
Danny Williams: Why don't you go meditate on the poor life decisions you've made?

Steve: Sitting on the couch with a pizza watching Miracle on 34th Street is not a plan.
Danny: Christmas with the McGarrett's is something you can miss.
Steve: That's right.
Danny: I'm just curious, what do you do? Give out subscriptions to Guns and Ammo, grenades as stocking stuffers?

Danny: But being a law enforcement office, I do know a thing or two about tax evasion. So what say make it an even 170 and forget the whole dropping the price for cash conversion ever happened?
Fast Freddie: Deal.

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Grover: Would you relax your giggle hole?
Steve: My what?

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Eric: What am I supposed to do in there?
Danny Williams: Why don't you go meditate on the poor life decisions you've made?