Hawaii Five-0

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Steve McGarrett: What's the congressman's position on dead hookers found in his bed?
Danny Williams: STRANGLED dead hookers?

Danny Williams: You missed the tasting, luckily.
Kono Kalakaua: That bad?
Danny Williams: It was Spam wrapped in a sock.

Danny Williams: You're bringing back the '80s with those Rollerblades. You got those Duran Duran cassette tapes?
Kono Kalakaua: You know, I'm going for a workout, keepin' in shape...but I am hungry like the wolf.

Danny Williams: You hear that?
Steve McGarrett: Yeah, Danny. I hear it. I've got ears.

Eric: I'll wait out here.
Danny Williams: It's college, it's not a virus--you can't catch it.

Eric: What am I supposed to do in there?
Danny Williams: Why don't you go meditate on the poor life decisions you've made?

Steve: Sitting on the couch with a pizza watching Miracle on 34th Street is not a plan.
Danny: Christmas with the McGarrett's is something you can miss.
Steve: That's right.
Danny: I'm just curious, what do you do? Give out subscriptions to Guns and Ammo, grenades as stocking stuffers?

Danny: But being a law enforcement office, I do know a thing or two about tax evasion. So what say make it an even 170 and forget the whole dropping the price for cash conversion ever happened?
Fast Freddie: Deal.

Kamekona: Because the seller is a white guy and you both speak the same language.
Danny: You mean English?
Kamekona : Yeah.

Grace: I got something for you.
Danny: yeah what?
Grace: My wilderness survival patch. I want you to have it.
Danny: This is the best gift you're every given me. Thank you. I love you so much.
Grace: I told you, you can do anything.

Grace: I talked to Lucy today. She's happy to be home. She said one day she's going to marry Uncle Steve when she grows up.
Danny: You're not going to hold that against her.

Steve: How's your arm?
Danny: It also hates camping.

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Hawaii Five-0 Quotes

Research is my super power.

Jerry

Male suspect traveling on foot, south on Koka Street. What's he wearing? Nothing, that's right he's bare ass naked.

Kono
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