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Supernatural

Sam: What am I? Dracula?
Dean: George Hamilton Dracula.

Dude, we're not even in America.

Look at these male model sons of bitches. Nice "Blue Steel," Sam.

Misha? Jensen? What's up with the names around here?

Sam: We landed in some dimension where you're called Jensen Ackles and I'm something called a Jared Padalecki.
Dean: So, what? Now you're Polish?

Dude, they put freakin make up on us. Those bastards.

I'm not wearing any makeup. Oh crap. I'm a painted whore.

Hey, you leave my baby alone! She's got nothing to do with this!

Dean: Hey, maybe we'll have a Snooki sighting.
Sam: What's a Snooki?
Dean: That's a good question.

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