Look at these male model sons of bitches. Nice "Blue Steel," Sam.

Misha? Jensen? What's up with the names around here?

Sam: We landed in some dimension where you're called Jensen Ackles and I'm something called a Jared Padalecki.
Dean: So, what? Now you're Polish?

Dude, they put freakin make up on us. Those bastards.

I'm not wearing any makeup. Oh crap. I'm a painted whore.

Hey, you leave my baby alone! She's got nothing to do with this!

Dean: Hey, maybe we'll have a Snooki sighting.
Sam: What's a Snooki?
Dean: That's a good question.

We've been Parent Trapped.

I don't like the way Kim Cattrall is looking at me.

So, what? We've got a bunch of killer dolls? Like Chucky?

Sam: Wait. That anatomy dummy you were molesting at the lab.
Dean: Excuse me?
Sam: What if that's what this is about?
Dean: What exactly are you accusing me of?

Dean: Be my valentine?
Sam: Dude, we're working. Put it back.
Dean: Have a heart.

Supernatural Quotes

Together we can make Hell great again!

Crowley

You betrayed me? No one in the history of torture's been tortured with torture like the torture you'll be tortured with.

Crowley