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Misha? Jensen? What's up with the names around here?

Sam: We landed in some dimension where you're called Jensen Ackles and I'm something called a Jared Padalecki.
Dean: So, what? Now you're Polish?

Dude, they put freakin make up on us. Those bastards.

I'm not wearing any makeup. Oh crap. I'm a painted whore.

Hey, you leave my baby alone! She's got nothing to do with this!

Dean: Hey, maybe we'll have a Snooki sighting.
Sam: What's a Snooki?
Dean: That's a good question.

We've been Parent Trapped.

I don't like the way Kim Cattrall is looking at me.

So, what? We've got a bunch of killer dolls? Like Chucky?

Sam: Wait. That anatomy dummy you were molesting at the lab.
Dean: Excuse me?
Sam: What if that's what this is about?
Dean: What exactly are you accusing me of?

Dean: Be my valentine?
Sam: Dude, we're working. Put it back.
Dean: Have a heart.

Sam: So, Mel Gibson really took a turn this past year, huh?
Dean: Or he's possessed. Seriously. Think about it.

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Supernatural Quotes

You betrayed me? No one in the history of torture's been tortured with torture like the torture you'll be tortured with.

Crowley

Castiel: It's very complex. If the pizza man truly loves this babysitter, why does he keep slapping her rear? Perhaps she has done something wrong.
Dean: Are you watching porn? Why?
Castiel: It was there.
Dean: You don't watch porn in a room full of dudes. And you don't talk about it. Just turn it off. Well now he's got a boner.

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